You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Test

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It’s dead.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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