A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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