What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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