You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Poop

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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9/11

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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