What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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