Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Jews.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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