- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

matt shut up

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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