Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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9/11

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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