Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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ObamaCare

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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