Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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JFK

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A seal walks into a club.

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69

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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