The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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