A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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ObamaCare

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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