- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Allie said yesssssssss!

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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