Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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7>6

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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LIE

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