What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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the battle of waterloo

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Passing by

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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