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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Hello penis

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Starter clothing

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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