So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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