How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Passing by

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Hello penis

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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