Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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A Weight loss service that works

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Starter clothing

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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