what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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KSI

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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adam shagged katie lololol

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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