What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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