I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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