A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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God

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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pizzano is a tool.

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