Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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British Dentistry

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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JFK

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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