shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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