Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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British Dentistry

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Flop dog

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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