What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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