What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Mitch

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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matt shut up

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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