What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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God

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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