Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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The 80's

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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