Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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mooooh im a cow

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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