you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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