What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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hi

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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