What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Jews.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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