roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Yo momma is SO black.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Anti Joke

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