What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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