how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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a man died

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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