What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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wat?

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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