Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Jews.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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