- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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