why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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