- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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