Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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