An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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