Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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yeah..

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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