What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Barack Obama.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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