Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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lol

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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