whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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