How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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a man died

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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