who drinks pee? katness

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -47

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -49

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

2 women were sitting quietly.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Get me a sandwich, bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Once upon a time, your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops