knock knock go away

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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