What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What's the difference between a duck

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Anti Joke

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