Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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