Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Samantha

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Girls

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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