- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Homosexuals are gay.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

GONNA

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Woman's rights

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

The Pope

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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