Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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raping black women

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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