Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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*you're

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Women.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Chicken penis.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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