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Sophie Cameron is Gay

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Proof reading

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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