What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Nicolas Cage

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Worst joke ever

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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