A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Wombat monkey juice.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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