Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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do you want to hear a joke?

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Penis

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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