- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.