- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Romans rights.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Your Mom.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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